Unless you’ve been under a rock the last few days you’ve undoubtedly heard about the FBI arresting 10 so called Russian “spies” in the US.

The highest profile member of this band is Anna Chapman, a 28 year old “Femme Fatale” originally from Moscow but currently residing in New York up until the time of her arrest earlier this week.  The mainstream press always hungry for headlines has swooped on this to label her as a “Beautiful and Sexy Russian Spy”.

Damn that does sound good doesn’t it??

Popcorn anyone?

In any case this story seems to have more in common with the bumbling Inspector Clouseau from the Pink Panther then with any alluring and dangerous sirens in James Bond.

Here’s why…

When I first arrived into Russia one of the most common and serious question I got as an American was..

Why are you in Siberia?  ARE YOU A SPY?

My usual tongue in cheek reply would be..

Yes I am.. I’m here to spy on your Beautiful Russian Women!